Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping
microwave popcorn?

Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why do they call the small candy bars the “fun sizes”? Wouldn’t be more fun to eat a big one?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?

Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?

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